asscreedtranscribed:

And this whole “Midnight Ride” gets a new meaning.

We all knew Paul Revere likes it in the rear.

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Killed by 8r8K Spider!!!!!!!!

Pixiv ID: 19544914
Member: Alcyonne

do not remove the source!

(Source: buttsintrousers)

rigbabyneverquits:

i was thinking about calling you a monster, but i didn’t want to insult the cards! 

whereischarlesleee:

what do you mean i can’t call the fictional man my boyfriend? I FUCKING PAID 60 DOLLARS FOR THIS SHIT, BRO. I THINK I SHOULD BE ABLE TO CALL HIM WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

nepetalleijon:

suddenly-pandas:

contemptuous-aficionado:

thaumaturgicwordsmith:

the last time hussie was gone for a month the homestuck fandom made a fucking anime

this hiatus is supposed to be for months

brace yourselves

LET’S MAKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK

LETS MAKE A FUCKING COUNTRY

LET’S MAKE A WORLD

trinketier:

so those alternate hairstyles

mallius:

you want the John that remembers you, but you’re no longer sure he exists

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

cranberrylemon:

haytham pls

(Source: kittentails)

omgtsn:

snakeinabox:

I finally made a fantroll. I know he seems OP but it took him like 3 days just to go godtier so it’s cool.

oh my god

samandriel:

mormondad:

pissing my pants

someone thought of this

asscreedtranscribed:

Nice try, tho

this is how I want to be proposed to

dude: wedding catholic you i hope so

me: wedding catholic me yes

asscreedtranscribed:

Education Ezio takes truancy very seriously.

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